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Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

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me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

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Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

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I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

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It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right!

Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

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2. VFD blog

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3. here for a good time not a long time blog

featuring: gays only event!!, ASOUE ON CRACK, vines, incorrect asoue quotes and pictures, MEMES, points out innuendos or overlooked jokes, MEMES!!!, hilariously on point shitposts.

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A Memo to Disney Cast Members

A Disney Cast Members’ top priority is the comfort and safety of our guests. For this reason, all Disney World employees must follow these rules. Failure to do so will result in disciplinary action.

Ask to examine the photos our guests have taken. Be friendly. Check for abnormalities. If any are found, call for security. Guests may be distracted with free merchandise.

Every seventh photograph taken on the Dinosaur attraction must be deleted. If questioned, explain that it was a technical error and offer Fast Passes.

The rumors of sharks and crocodiles in the Lagoon are false. However, there is no swimming outside of designated swimming pools on Disney property.

Dead alligators are common around the Lagoon. Simply evacuate the area, call security, then take note of how much has been eaten.

There is only one Mickey out at once. If you find a second Mickey having an autograph session, check for eye holes. All Disney costumes have eye holes. If you don’t find eye holes, allow the session to continue, but disallow photos. Call security immediately after the session concludes.

If you spot a second Mickey off to the side, lure him into the tunnels. That’s what the ducks are there for. Leave immediately afterwards, and do not look back.

The Disney World security unit does not wear specially marked clothing. If you see someone wearing a shirt that says “Disney Security”, shut down that section of the park immediately.

Following these rules will help ensure a safe and pleasurable trip to the happiest place on Earth. So stay knowledgeable, and stay safe.